1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:03,336 Here's what you missed. 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,171 Prom's coming up, and Quinn's desperate to win queen... 3 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,924 so she can hold on to Finn, who still has eyes for Rachel. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,093 Zizes also wants to be queen, and Puck's up for king. 5 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:11,886 Karofsky and Santana wanna win, too... 6 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,513 'cause they've both got a secret they'd like to keep. 7 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:14,889 Have you ever heard of the term "beards"? 8 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,557 Artie and Brittany were B.F. And G.F., 9 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,017 but he got mad and said she was stupid, 10 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:19,602 and now they're not B.F. And G.F. 11 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,562 You were the only person at this school that never called me that. 12 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,563 Can you believe that? 13 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,774 And that's what you missed on Glee. 14 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,194 Hi, everyone. 15 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,697 It's junior prom minus six days here at McKinley, 16 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:34,534 and today I'm joined by junior prom king candidate Noah Puckerman. 17 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,119 I prefer "Puck." 18 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,204 Noah, can I get a comment on the recent poll number... 19 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:42,291 that put the Fabray-Hudson ticket 10 points above you and Zizes, 20 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,876 a.k.a. The Road Warriors. 21 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,462 We're still ahead of Santana-Karofsky by half a point, 22 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,381 so our campaign strategy is to close the gap... 23 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:51,718 using a combination of intimidation and fear. 24 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,928 Awesome and classy. One more question. 25 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,763 This one was e-mailed in by a fan. 26 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:58,641 "Where does Lauren keep your balls?" 27 00:00:58,726 --> 00:00:59,976 What? 28 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,811 I'm sure you've heard the word on the street... 29 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,938 that you've been neutered by Miss Zizes... 30 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,774 that she's the one who wears the pants in the relationship? 31 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,443 Shut up or I'll beat your ass. 32 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,319 I'm not scared. I've been hit by a girl before. 33 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,530 This is J.B. I. Signing off. 34 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:16,534 Tune in tomorrow, when we'll be interviewing front-runner Quinn Fabray. 35 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:19,287 Hubba, hubba. 36 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,625 I have some bad news. 37 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:27,170 Will Schuester is leaving McKinley to go to Broadway. 38 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:31,132 Oh, William, I'm devastated... positively horny with grief. 39 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,092 As a going-away present, here's a spray bottle... 40 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:34,677 of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. 41 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,512 Keep that head merkin looking buttery fresh. 42 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,181 No, no. 43 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:41,142 Junior prom is in one week, and my favorite band canceled. 44 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,060 - What band? - Air Supply, William. 45 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:46,647 So I'm inviting my next-favorite group... the New Directions. 46 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,567 Nope. No way. Um, I agree. 47 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:52,069 Normally we would jump at the chance to perform. 48 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,863 But we've got nationals in three weeks, 49 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,782 which means we have a lot of rehearsals... 50 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,159 and a lot of taffy to sell just so we can afford the trip. 51 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:01,746 William, this glass is half full of dreams for all of us. 52 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,998 I have decided to give all the money to the Glee Club... 53 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,833 that I was going to pay Air Supply, 54 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,919 so that's $400 right there for you. 55 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:12,131 I won't allow it. I'm prom coordinator, and I was not consulted. 56 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:15,802 Each year, I honor the prom with a bowl of my family's secret punch recipe... 57 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,804 made all the more meaningful to me... 58 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,556 because it's the punch bowl my grandmother drowned in... 59 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,434 and each year, that punch bowl is spiked. 60 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,812 Such lawlessness will only be encouraged... 61 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,064 when being screeched at by that Glee Club. 62 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,025 Sue, it is not a discussion. We are in the lurch. 63 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,072 Fine. Then let me take this opportunity to make a request. 64 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,825 William, I have in my Spanx, at all times... 65 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,994 a list of the worst songs ever performed by the Glee Club... 66 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,412 and I would appreciate it... 67 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,790 if you would not reprise any of the following numbers. 68 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,875 Number one, "Run, Joey, Run." 69 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,837 You should literally apologize to America for that one. 70 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,797 Number two, the ingenious mash-up... 71 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,341 of "Crazy In Love" and "Hair." 72 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:58,845 Now, I know you must have been pretty tired when you put that baby together. 73 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,930 If you'll excuse me. 74 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,765 We'll see ya at the prom, butt-chin. 75 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,270 I've been to Ann Taylor Loft, Filene's Basement... 76 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,980 and, like, six Forever 21 s... 77 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,565 and I cannot find a dress that fits. 78 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,358 I'm gonna be forced to make my own dress for prom. 79 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,318 Don't. You'll seem poor. - You're up for queen. 80 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,988 You can't make your own prom dress. Prom is like our Oscars. 81 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,031 It's seriously like the most important night of our lives. 82 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:22,410 - What about getting married? - You can get married as many times as you want. 83 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,912 You only have one shot at your junior prom. 84 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,914 - What are you guys talking about? - Prom dresses. 85 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,250 Thank God I don't have to worry about that. I'm not going. 86 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,294 - Why not? - 'Cause nobody's asked me. 87 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,337 - All right, guys, prom. 88 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,631 Please tell me we're not doing songs about prom. 89 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,926 Nope. We are the prom. Figgins has asked us to perform. 90 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,095 Let's do "Run, Joey, Run." 91 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:44,307 I know this isn't ideal, with nationals coming up, but we don't have a choice. 92 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,517 And we could really use the money. 93 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:49,020 But I know that prom is a special rite of passage. 94 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,939 I wanna make sure all of you guys get a chance to enjoy the dance too. 95 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:54,358 So we're gonna stagger the performances... 96 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,027 so that each and every one of you... 97 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,738 has a lot of time to dance with your dates. 98 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,406 Excuse me. 99 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,245 - Is she okay? - Mercedes doesn't have a date for prom. 100 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,039 So? I don't have a date. 101 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:10,875 I'm just going to dance, and then all your dates are going to ignore you... 102 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:14,086 and come dance with me, so your dates are really my dates. 103 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,672 - I'm gonna go talk to Mercedes. - No. Let me. 104 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:20,635 Hey. 105 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,555 You know, I don't have a date to prom either. 106 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:28,351 I know that I talk a good game about not needing a man, and I don't. 107 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,145 I just really wanted to take a date to the prom. 108 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,148 I want the dress... 109 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,816 and the guy, 110 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,028 the damn corsage. 111 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,531 - Somebody still may ask you. - It's this Saturday. 112 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:46,577 You know, I just wanted to be Cinderella. 113 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,580 Just for one night- 114 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,042 one night where a guy would look at me... 115 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,836 under those corny crepe-paper streamers... 116 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:59,006 and say, "You look so beautiful." 117 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:03,594 Then he'd grab my hand and ask me to dance. 118 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,682 Isn't that what prom is supposed to be about? 119 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,309 You're not gonna go to prom alone. 120 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,937 You'll go with me. That's even more depressing. 121 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,606 Look, I have a plan. 122 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,776 Give me your hand. 123 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:22,822 Blaine Warbler, 124 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,198 will you go to junior prom with me? 125 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,992 Prom? 126 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,119 It'll be the social event of the season. 127 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,870 You don't want to go to prom with me? 128 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,331 No, no. Of course I wanna go with you. 129 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,125 It's just- 130 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:36,085 Prom. 131 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,045 What about prom, Blaine? 132 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:41,632 At my old school, there was a Sadie Hawkins dance, 133 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:44,885 and I had just come out. 134 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:50,099 So I asked a friend of mine, the only other gay guy in the school. 135 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,352 While we were waiting for his dad to pick us up, 136 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:58,649 these three guys, um, 137 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,070 beat the living crap out of us. 138 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,657 I... I'm so sorry. 139 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,076 I'm out and I'm proud and all that. 140 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,287 This is just a little bit of a sore spot. 141 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,831 This is perfect. 142 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:17,043 You couldn't face up to the boys at your school, so you can do it at mine. 143 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:19,086 We could do it together. 144 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,798 But I have to say, Blaine, 145 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,134 that if it makes you feel uncomfortable at all, 146 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,428 then we'll just forget about prom. 147 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,139 We'll go to a movie instead. 148 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,267 I am crazy about you. 149 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,645 So I'll take that as a yes? 150 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,274 Yes. 151 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,651 You and I are going to the prom. Mmm! Mmm! 152 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,154 Is this a surprise party or something? 153 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,114 Because my birthday was last week. 154 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,658 It was? Um, no. 155 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,078 Mercedes and I, we have a proposition for you. 156 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,955 We were wondering if you'd like to go to prom with us. 157 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,417 Kind of like a three-way date, but not the dirty kind. 158 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:01,420 That sounds great. But I can't afford to take one girl to the prom. 159 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,964 I don't know how I'm gonna take two. 160 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,382 - What's this? - Our prom budget. 161 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,051 You're gonna have to borrow a suit from your dad. 162 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,470 We're gonna buy five-dollar dresses down at the Goodwill... 163 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,764 and make our own corsages out of flowers from my mom's garden. 164 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,141 We can walk to prom and then use what's left... 165 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:17,686 to get the 8.99 all-you-can-eat pasta special at Breadstix. 166 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:21,190 But, you know, the $20, it's not charity. It's a loan. 167 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,860 So... you'll go with us? 168 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,407 - It would be an honor. - Yes! 169 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,749 Ladies, I appreciate you welcoming me... 170 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:42,419 into the sacred inner sanctum that is the prom gown dry run. 171 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,338 Why did we decide to include Kurt? 172 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,174 Because getting a look past him is like getting a thumbs-up from Joan and Melissa Rivers. 173 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,885 It just might goose our pre-prom buzz factor. 174 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,893 I look like a lemon merengue pie. 175 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,437 - I think you look delicious. - Don't despair. 176 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:03,941 Nobody bigger than a size two looks good in a prom dress. 177 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,777 They're practically designed to make us look awkward. 178 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:09,113 I think the color is wrong. 179 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,198 Let's go navy, hmm? 180 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,492 - It's chic and slimming. - Duly noted. 181 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,035 - Agree? Agree? - Oh, my God. 182 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,663 - It's brilliant. Absolutely. - I pledge. Next. 183 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,666 I knew it. 184 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,710 - Fashion. - Devil in a red dress. 185 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,462 Perfect. And it's totally appropriate for your personality. 186 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:29,592 I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan... Santana. 187 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,928 Now, if you ladies excuse me, I have to pull options for my own prom outfit. 188 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,640 Wait. So you're going? Stag? That's just tragic. 189 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,935 Yes, I'm going, and not alone. 190 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,812 - With Blaine. 191 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,606 Congratulations. That's amazing. 192 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,276 Ladies, if you'll excuse me, I have a private fashion question for Kurt. 193 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,611 Okay. 194 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:52,114 So, Kurt, I think that you need a full security detail... 195 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,658 which the Bully Whips and I would be more than happy to provide you with. 196 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,493 You know, like the Hell's Angels... 197 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,538 when the Rolling Stones performed at Altamont Speedway. 198 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:02,291 - I think that went off without a hitch. - And why would you do that? 199 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,251 Because I'll get sympathy votes for prom queen. 200 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:07,087 I'll be like the law-and-order Eva Perón candidate. 201 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,423 Grimace and Stretch Marks won't stand a chance. 202 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,097 So, since you don't have a date to the prom, 203 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,558 I was hoping you could help me out with Operation Punch and Judy. 204 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:22,728 Every year at McKinley, they crown a king and queen at the prom. 205 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,438 But there's a shadow world... 206 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:27,441 a dark community of troublemakers that crown the prom anti-king. 207 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,069 You're planning on that being you? 208 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,904 My street cred's in the gutter. 209 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,739 If I actually win prom king with Lauren... 210 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:37,534 I'll never be able to rebuild my reputation as a lovable but dangerous miscreant. 211 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,620 I have to spike Coach Sylvester's punch. 212 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,623 What does this have to do with me? I'm prime suspect number one. 213 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:46,210 - Coach Sylvester won't let me within 10 feet of that bowl. 214 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,588 When she grabs me, I'll create a diversion with my sweet dance moves. 215 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,258 She'll be mesmerized, hypnotized by my love dance. 216 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:56,053 That's when you'll sneak in behind us and pour a bottle of gin in the bowl. 217 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,930 Awesome, right? 218 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,808 So are you in as my assistant badass? 219 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,851 Look, I'm... I'm sorry. 220 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,646 While I admire your bad-boy villainy... 221 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:09,233 and, yes, long for the day when I'm similarly cool, 222 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,903 I don't think spiking the prom hooch will impress Brittany enough. 223 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,490 There's gotta be a surefire way for her to both forgive me... 224 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,075 and accept my prom proposal. 225 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,036 There's gotta be. 226 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,081 Oh, uh, members of the Audiovisual Club, 227 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,083 I may possibly sing this song at prom... 228 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,085 and when I'm done rehearsing, I'd like your feedback. 229 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:31,088 Tell me if I was brilliant or simply outstanding. 230 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:39,388 There's a fire startin' in my heart 231 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,432 Reachin' a fever pitch 232 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,726 And it's bringin' me out the dark 233 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:48,063 Finally, I can see you crystal-clear 234 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,733 Go ahead and sell me out 235 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,860 And I'll lay your ship bare 236 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:57,573 - See how I'll leave with every piece of you - 237 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:02,411 Don't underestimate the things that I will do 238 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:06,623 There's a fire startin' in my heart 239 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:10,878 Reachin' a fever pitch and it's bringin' me out the dark 240 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:16,759 The scars of your love remind me of us 241 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:21,347 They keep me thinkin' that we almost had it all 242 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:25,934 The scars of your love, they leave me breathless 243 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,187 I can't help feelin' 244 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,230 We could have had it all 245 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:33,192 You're gonna wish you never met me 246 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:36,445 - Rollin' in the deep - Tears are gonna fall 247 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:42,409 - Rollin' in the deep - You had my heart inside your hand 248 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,788 And you played it to the beat 249 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,831 Rollin' in the deep 250 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:52,628 Throw your soul through every open door 251 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,965 Count your blessings to find what you look for 252 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:01,720 Turn my sorrow into treasured gold 253 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:06,392 Pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow 254 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,310 You're gonna wish you 255 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,856 Yeah, we could have had it all 256 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:17,444 - Rollin' in the deep - We could have had it all 257 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:21,740 It all, it all, it all 258 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:27,746 Hey, you could have had it all 259 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:32,251 Rollin' in the deep 260 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:37,172 You had my heart inside your hand 261 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,968 And you played and you played and you played 262 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:46,014 And you played it to the beat 263 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,518 It's good to see you again, Rachel. 264 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,021 Jesse. 265 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,773 What are you doing here? 266 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,067 How was I supposed to know I was actually supposed to show up... 267 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,111 to those other classes at school? 268 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,029 I was majoring in show choir. 269 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,823 I just assumed it would be like at Carmel... 270 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,283 and the school would get some Asian kid... 271 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,577 to take math and English and scientific for me. 272 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,579 That's awful. 273 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,706 I came back to see you, Rachel. 274 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,712 What I did to you... 275 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,630 that's my one great regret. 276 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:22,259 Yeah. It was kind of weird. 277 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,428 One day you were telling me that you loved me, 278 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,181 and then you were inexplicably throwing eggs at my head the next. 279 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,183 I know. I know. 280 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:34,229 I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship. 281 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,399 It was a bum deal. 282 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,610 For a first, maybe, but for a fourth, no way. 283 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,613 I've come to make amends. 284 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,744 So what are you doing for prom? 285 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,793 So, I heard a nasty rumor that Jesse St. James is back in town, 286 00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:00,005 and I also heard that he is going to be your date. 287 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,592 No, he's joining Mercedes and Sam and I on our prom-on-a-budget. 288 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:07,387 He's gonna be in town for a while though, so I'm not sure what's gonna come of it. 289 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,848 I don't trust him. Don't you remember what he did to you? 290 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,100 You can't tell me what to do anymore, okay? 291 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,102 If I wanna date Jesse... or anyone, for that matter... 292 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,563 it stopped being your business when you broke up with me. 293 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,482 I still care about you. 294 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,403 Look, all I ask is that, whoever I choose, 295 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,198 that you be as supportive of me as I've been of you and Quinn... 296 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,951 even though I'm dying every day inside about it. 297 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,998 You know, I don't even want to go to the stupid prom anymore. 298 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,876 Quinn's got me handing out pens with our names on 'em. 299 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,337 Where's the dignity? And I hate renting those tuxes. 300 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,589 And the corsage... I know I'm gonna pick the wrong one, 301 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,424 and then Quinn's gonna be all pissed off... 302 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,718 and her mom's gonna look at me like... Hey, just... 303 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:51,682 Just get her something simple. A wrist corsage. 304 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,518 Girls like Quinn, you don't want to do anything that's gonna distract from their face, 305 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,354 so ask for a gardenia... 306 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,856 with a light green ribbon wrapped around it to match her eyes. 307 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,443 Okay? 308 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,745 Everything looks good. 309 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,999 No gay protests or rainbow flags being lit on fire down this way. 310 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,668 Are you finished talking? 311 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,169 Yeah. 312 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,088 When you're finished talking, you should say "over." 313 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,300 Sorry. No burning Liberace mannequins. Over. 314 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,094 All right, lady lips, all clear. 315 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,180 Teen gay, you may now proceed to the next checkpoint... 316 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,891 without fear of violence. 317 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,768 Why are you speaking so loud? 318 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,604 I'm the law-and-order prom queen candidate... 319 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:42,399 here to protect every student at this school from harassment. 320 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,526 Did she... I'm walking away from you now. 321 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,365 Just crack the egg. 322 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,992 I don't understand the difference between an egg... 323 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,911 with a baby chicken inside of it and an egg with an egg in it. 324 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,873 They're the same thing. Okay, that's really confusing, 325 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,791 because this is a baby chicken's house. 326 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,502 Miss Hagberg? I understand that cupcakes are really trendy right now. 327 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,672 And I know that the making of a foie gras might be a little morose, 328 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,343 but I would like to at least graduate high school knowing how to make some kind of pâté. 329 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,054 Excuse me, Miss Hagberg. I need to say something. 330 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,976 Brittany, I was a jerk to you, 331 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,020 and I want to make it up to you with a song... 332 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,898 so maybe you'll consider going to prom with me. 333 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,025 A prom proposal! 334 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,737 Isn't she lovely? 335 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:34,117 Isn't she wonderful? 336 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:38,580 I never thought through love we'd be 337 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,959 Making one as lovely as she 338 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:48,048 But isn't she lovely, made from love? 339 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,050 I thought this song was about a baby. 340 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,678 Isn't she pretty? 341 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,471 Oh, my God. 342 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,349 Truly the angels' best 343 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,977 Boy, I'm so happy 344 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:05,607 We have been heaven-blessed 345 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:10,195 I can't believe what God has done 346 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,699 Through us, he's given life to one 347 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:19,579 But isn't she lovely, made from love? 348 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:25,919 Isn't she lovely? 349 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:29,506 Life and love are the same 350 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:33,885 Londie, it could have not been done 351 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,389 Without you who conceived the one 352 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:43,645 That's so very lovely, made from love 353 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,939 Ow! 354 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,733 Whoo! 355 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,402 So? 356 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,571 Artie, that was lovely. 357 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,574 But I'm not gonna go to prom with you. 358 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,367 You called me stupid, and I really didn't like that. 359 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:01,037 So I'm sorry, but I'm gonna go to prom by myself... 360 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:05,459 and really work on me and dance with other people's dates. 361 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:09,588 I understand. 362 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,883 I... I hope you know how sorry I am. 363 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,303 Yeah. 364 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,394 Dude, sorry for the timing, 365 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,564 but I'd really like to revisit the possibility of you helping me spike the punch bowl. 366 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,525 I'm in. 367 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,694 Nothing to live for. 368 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,951 So you think it's cool if I jam with you guys at prom? 369 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,870 Yeah. Totally. 370 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,538 Good news, boys. 371 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:48,126 My buddy Enzo from the tux rental shop is giving you half off. 372 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,378 - Sweet. - Yeah. So what are you gonna go with? 373 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,508 I'm going simple... black, thin-lapel collar, very discreet. 374 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,761 Know what I wore at my prom? I wore a powder-blue tux... 375 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,388 with a ruffled shirt and a big velour bow tie. 376 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,932 Looked like Tony Orlando. 377 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,351 - Was that a designer? - No. 378 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,895 No need for half off my outfit. 379 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,231 Because half of it is already off? 380 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,233 My ensemble is an homage to the recent royal wedding... 381 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,859 and the late Alexander McQueen. 382 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,237 I had to make it myself. There's simply nothing off the rack... 383 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,531 that is suitable for the young, fashionable man in Ohio. 384 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,450 Dude, that rocks. It's like gay Braveheart. 385 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,161 - Thank you. - I don't like it. 386 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,622 Well, of course you don't like it. It's not finished yet. 387 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,999 I think it still needs, like, a sash, or maybe some beads. 388 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:32,003 I'm not gonna stop you from wearing it, but I gotta be honest. 389 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,297 I think you're just trying to stir the pot a little bit. 390 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,216 I think you're trying to get some attention. 391 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,468 Exactly. What's the point of dressing up? 392 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,720 That's why some guys wear the tails with the top hat... 393 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,639 and the girls wear the hoopskirts. 394 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,976 - Blaine, help me out here. - I think your dad has a point. 395 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:49,354 I think what he's trying to say is that we just don't want... 396 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,857 to give anyone a reason to cause any trouble. 397 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,859 There's a lot of bad people out there, Kurt, 398 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,694 and they're a lot worse than this Karofsky kid. 399 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,781 And all they're looking for is a match to light under the fire of their hate. 400 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:05,036 Now, of course I want... I want you to be yourself. 401 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:08,331 But I also want you to be practical. 402 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:15,088 Okay, I have done everything right. 403 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:19,676 Now, Blaine, I understand that, after what you've been through, you're worried. 404 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,471 But prom is about joy, not about fear. Okay? 405 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,265 So I'm wearing this suit. 406 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,726 I worked hard on it, and I think it's fantastic. 407 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,354 And if you don't want to join me, I completely understand. 408 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:43,074 Here we are... third-period, French class. 409 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,994 I'm going to calculus, so wait inside the classroom after the bell rings... 410 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,246 until I get back to walk you to lunch. 411 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,459 Have you noticed that no one has said boo to me this week? 412 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,794 'Cause the Bully Whips are protecting you. Maybe. 413 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:58,298 But maybe no one has been harassing me this week because nobody cares. 414 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,091 You're dreaming. 415 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,762 I'm not saying that everyone in this school is ready to embrace the gay, 416 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,723 but maybe at least they've evolved enough to be indifferent. 417 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,478 I see how miserable you are, Dave. 418 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,899 I could just hate you when you were bullying me, but... 419 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,860 now all I see is your pain. 420 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,406 And you don't have to torture yourself over this. 421 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,325 I'm not saying you should come out tomorrow... 422 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:29,454 but maybe soon the moment will arise when you can. 423 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,503 What's wrong? 424 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:43,218 I'm so... I'm so freaking sorry, Kurt. 425 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:47,889 I'm just so sorry for what I did to you. 426 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,644 I know. I know. 427 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,690 Cool. 428 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,485 Thanks. 429 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,946 Uh, remember. 430 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,948 You wait for me here, right? 431 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:16,376 Quinny, your date's here. 432 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,262 It's one of the good things about being in Glee Club... 433 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,472 you really get to know your way around a cummerbund. 434 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,275 Let me get my camera. 435 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,111 You look great. 436 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,613 You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. 437 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:53,455 I, uh... I got you a wrist corsage. 438 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,336 It matches my eyes. I know. 439 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:11,222 Okay, you two. Picture time. 440 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,225 You look like Cinderella. Let's get together. 441 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,978 Okay. 442 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,814 Give me prom pose. 443 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,693 Mercedes, can I just say that you look fierce in your dress? 444 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,278 Totally, Mercedes. 445 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,073 You both look smokin'. You're damn straight we do. 446 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:31,451 Seriously, though, Jesse, what do you think of the bolo tie? Pretty cool, right? 447 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:35,747 I saw Springsteen in the cover of Tunnel of Love album wearing it. 448 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,750 Dude, that was, like, 20 years ago. 449 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,713 I'm really sorry to hear about what happened with your family, Sam. 450 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,841 I hope it's okay. I sort of filled Jesse in on what was going on. 451 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,594 Of course it's okay. Sam has nothing to be ashamed of. 452 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,805 I know how tough it is out there. 453 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,974 I couldn't even get a job as one of those singing waiters at Johnny Rockets. 454 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:57,102 But I've got an idea. 455 00:23:57,186 --> 00:24:00,605 They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. 456 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,565 I don't know why... or even what a recession is... 457 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,567 but it's my understanding that we're in one. 458 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,737 He's so smart. I can't believe he flunked out of college. 459 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,657 So I was thinking, what are the two things that I'm great at? 460 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,368 Show choir and destroying the competition. 461 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,787 So what if I open up a dance studio... 462 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:19,374 where I could act as a consultant for show choirs looking to get that extra edge? 463 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,335 Do you think there are enough show choirs to keep you in business? 464 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,379 Of course there are. That's a brilliant idea. 465 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,965 You could be, like, the show choir whisperer. 466 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,635 I'm sure we could get Mr. Schue to hire him. 467 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,679 - That's how we could beat Vocal Adrenaline. - Hey. Guys. 468 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:36,641 You look amazing. And don't forget to vote for Hudson-Fabray tonight. 469 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,768 Hey, Jesse. What'd you order? Scrambled eggs? 470 00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:41,729 I mean, I know you usually like them served on people's heads. 471 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,399 Quinn, you look stunning... the ghost of Grace Kelly. 472 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,944 Let me know if you get tired of your boyfriend stomping on your pretty little feet all night. 473 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,946 I'll be more than happy to cut in. Okay. 474 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,657 Hush, you guys. You're totally ruining the vibe. 475 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:56,369 Quinn, you look hot. Finn, you look handsome. 476 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,997 I love you guys, but get lost. We'll see you there. 477 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:02,584 - All right, this is gonna be off the hook. - Who's ready for some prom? 478 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:05,420 - I'm ready for prom. - Cheers, guys. 479 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,588 Ooh, ooh-ooh 480 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:10,008 Yeah, yeah, yeah 481 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,385 Yeah, yeah 482 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:15,221 - Ooh, yeah - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 483 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:19,267 Yeah, yeah, yeah 484 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:22,061 7:00 a.m. Wakin' up in the morning 485 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,355 Gotta be fresh Gotta go downstairs 486 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,566 Gotta have my bowl Gotta have cereal 487 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,401 Seein' everything The time is goin' 488 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,486 Tickin' on and on Everybody's rushin' 489 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,780 Gotta get down to the bus stop 490 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,034 Gotta catch my bus I see my friends 491 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,369 Kickin' in the front seat 492 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,413 Sittin' in the back seat 493 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,915 Gotta make my mind up 494 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:46,085 Which seat can I take? 495 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,087 It's Friday, Friday 496 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,131 Gotta get down on Friday 497 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:54,052 Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend 498 00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:58,014 Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday 499 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:02,352 Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend 500 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:06,356 - Partyin', partyin' - Yeah! 501 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,193 Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend 502 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:14,197 Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday 503 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:18,368 Today is Friday, Friday 504 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:21,287 We, we, we so excited 505 00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:23,206 - Party - We so excited 506 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,542 We gonna have a ball today 507 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,503 Tomorrow is Saturday 508 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:32,006 And Sunday comes afterwards 509 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,676 I don't want this weekend to end 510 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,344 Artie, Artie Abrams 511 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,180 So chillin' in the front seat In the back seat 512 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,556 - I'm drivin', cruisin' - Yeah, yeah 513 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:43,351 Fast lanes, switchin' lanes with a cop on my side 514 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,562 Whoo! Passin' by is a school bus in front of me 515 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,189 Makes ticktock, ticktock Wanna scream 516 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,525 Check my time, it's Friday It's the weekend 517 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,694 We gonna have fun Come on, come on, y'all 518 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:56,406 It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday 519 00:26:56,490 --> 00:27:00,201 Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend 520 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:04,539 Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday 521 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:08,042 Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend 522 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:12,422 - Partyin', partyin' - Yeah! 523 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:17,593 Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend 524 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,224 Best prom ever! 525 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:32,400 No, I can't take one more step towards you 526 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:36,988 'Cause all that's waiting is regret 527 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:45,330 And don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore? 528 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:50,752 You lost the love I love the most 529 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:58,384 I learned to live half a life 530 00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:04,015 And now you want me one more time 531 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:08,978 And who do you think you are? 532 00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:12,148 Runnin' round leavin' scars 533 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:15,276 Collecting your jar of hearts 534 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,488 And tearin' love apart 535 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:21,491 You're gonna catch a cold 536 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:24,869 From the ice inside your soul 537 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:28,122 So don't come back for me 538 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:32,460 Who do you think you are? 539 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:36,381 Isn't it great that the prom is so inclusive this year? 540 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,257 Someone for everyone. 541 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,011 Even if it's a lie. Remember how to put 542 00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:45,890 Back the light in my eyes 543 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:52,105 I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed 544 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:58,361 'Cause you broke all your promises 545 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,822 And now you're back 546 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:06,369 You don't get to get me back 547 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,870 And who do you think you are? 548 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,372 Mercedes? Yes? 549 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,875 I just wanted to tell you that you look beautiful. 550 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,504 Would you like to dance? 551 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:20,842 I'd love to. 552 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,135 You're gonna catch a cold 553 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:26,055 From the ice inside your soul 554 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:29,350 Don't come back for me 555 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:33,729 Don't come back at all 556 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:46,576 Who do you think you are? 557 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:53,332 Who do you think you are? 558 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:02,300 I'm so happy to be here with you. 559 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,469 It's what I've always wanted. 560 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,929 Tora! Tora! Tora! It's go time. 561 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:10,141 - Hey, Coach, wanna boogie? - There's no music. 562 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,601 That's okay. 563 00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:14,061 I got the music... in me. 564 00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:16,522 Uh-uh! 565 00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:18,900 In my office! Now! 566 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:23,237 What are you doing? 567 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,823 I'm just showing you my dental kit. 568 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,200 Oh, my God. 569 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,743 You're gonna start pulling out my teeth, aren't you? 570 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,412 No, no, no. That would get me sent to prison. 571 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:35,333 What I am going to do is attempt to give you a simple cleaning, 572 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,460 which, as anyone who's been to the dentist will tell you... 573 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:42,089 is an excruciating affair of intense oral pain. 574 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:46,469 - What? No, it isn't. Who's your dentist? - Sue Sylvester, D.D.S. 575 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:49,347 Now, we can get all H.M.O. Up in your Glee hole... 576 00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:53,226 or you can tell me who put you up to spiking my bowl. 577 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,019 Come on, legs. 578 00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:57,813 It was Puckerman, wasn't it? 579 00:30:57,898 --> 00:31:00,191 Oh, he'll get expelled, 580 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:03,569 and you'll be one Mohawk short at nationals. 581 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,905 Please let me go. 582 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,199 All I want is to get back out there... 583 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,910 and have one dance with Brittany. 584 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,245 Okay, let me get this straight. 585 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,829 I'm trying to interrogate you, 586 00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:16,791 and you just told me the one thing you really want. 587 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,209 You're the worst P.O.W. Ever. 588 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,419 John McCain is rolling over in his grave. 589 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:32,139 You are the girl that I been dreamin' of 590 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:35,434 Ever since I was a little girl 591 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:39,939 You are the girl that I been dreamin' of 592 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:43,568 Ever since I was a little girl 593 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:45,444 - One - I'm bitin' my tongue 594 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,363 - Two - He's kissin' on you 595 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,365 - Three - Oh, why can't you see? 596 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,367 One, two, three, four! 597 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:55,037 The word's on the streets and it's on the news 598 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:58,291 I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you 599 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:02,753 He's got two left feet and he bites my moves 600 00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:06,716 - I'm not gonna teach him how to... Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh - Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! 601 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,219 The second I do, I know we're gonna be through 602 00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:13,598 I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you 603 00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:17,727 He don't suspect a thing I wish he'd get a clue 604 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,271 I'm not gonna teach him how to 605 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:21,772 Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! 606 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,447 - Dance! - Hey. 607 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,698 One! 608 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,618 Hey! Dude, keep it P.G. 609 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:37,163 Dude, it's none of Y. B... your business. 610 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,457 Well, this is my school, so it's my business. 611 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,667 - This isn't your girlfriend, so beat it, M.J. - Dance! 612 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,795 - Don't push me. - One, two, three, four! 613 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,714 What's the matter with you? 614 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,008 Stop it! You're ruining everything! 615 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,302 You're code blue in the gym, Coach. 616 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:54,513 - Aw, he's got two left feet - What are you doing? 617 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:56,682 - And he bites my moves 618 00:32:56,767 --> 00:33:00,227 I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance 619 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,271 Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! 620 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:03,981 Dance! 621 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:06,275 Prom is over for you, Sugar Ray! 622 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,486 - You too, Marvelous Marvin. You're out. - What? 623 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:11,530 - You're takin' me out? - Wait. But he and I are nominated for prom... 624 00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,741 Sucks for you, sister. 625 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:24,001 Attention, students. Attention. 626 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:28,172 Will the candidates for king and queen gather on the stage? 627 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,716 The votes are in. 628 00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:33,803 This is the moment you've all been waiting for... 629 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:38,224 where we announce our junior prom king and also prom queen. 630 00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:44,021 Roll the drum, please. 631 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,777 And this year's junior prom king is... 632 00:33:57,285 --> 00:34:00,788 - David Karofsky. 633 00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:04,583 Achievement. Achievement. 634 00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,253 You suck so bad, Quinn Fabray. I won. 635 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:12,508 Yeah! 636 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:19,098 And now your 2011 McKinley High prom queen, 637 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:25,312 with an overwhelming number of write-in votes, is... 638 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,320 Kurt Hummel. 639 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,159 Whoo! 640 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:55,593 - Kurt, stop! Kurt! 641 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,346 I have never been so humiliated! Stop. 642 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,850 Stop, Kurt. Please, just stop. Come on. 643 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,935 Don't you get how stupid we were? 644 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,772 We thought that because no one was teasing us or beating us up... 645 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:12,234 that-that no one cared, like some kind of progress had been made. 646 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,236 But it's still the same. 647 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:20,493 It's just a stupid joke. No, it's not. 648 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:24,288 All that hate... they were just afraid to say it out loud, 649 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,165 so they did it by secret ballot. 650 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:30,795 I'm one big anonymous practical joke. 651 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,838 - Quinn, you need to calm down. - This is your fault. 652 00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:34,715 Nobody ever would have voted for me... 653 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,509 'cause they know he would rather be with you. 654 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,010 That's not true. 655 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,184 I'm so sorry. 656 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:48,062 How could my running mate win and I didn't? 657 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:51,899 I mean, just because I hate everybody doesn't mean they have to hate me too. 658 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,693 It's just a stupid crown you can buy at the party store. 659 00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:58,364 I'm gonna be an outsider my whole life. 660 00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,826 Can't I just have one night where I'm queen? 661 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,118 I'm not going back in there. 662 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,829 - Where I'm accepted? - No way. 663 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,622 There's no way I'm staying at this school. 664 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,249 I'm gonna transfer out. 665 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,418 As soon as we get to New York, I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony... 666 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,087 or Tribeca. 667 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,382 Would you at least sit down? 668 00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:20,719 Do you want to go? 669 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:23,722 We don't have to go back in there. 670 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,683 Wasn't this prom supposed to be about redemption, 671 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:29,478 about taking away that lump you had in your throat from running away? 672 00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:32,481 If we leave, all it's gonna do is give me a lump too. 673 00:36:32,566 --> 00:36:33,941 So what do you want to do? 674 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:43,117 I'm gonna go back in there and get coronated. 675 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:48,581 I'm gonna show them that it doesn't matter if they are yelling at me... 676 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,457 or whispering behind my back... 677 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,002 that they can't touch me, 678 00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:57,339 that they can't touch us... or what we have. 679 00:36:57,424 --> 00:37:01,135 Most girls would be upset about being slapped in the face, but... 680 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,345 I happen to appreciate the drama of it. 681 00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:09,810 I know you think it's hard to be you, Rachel. 682 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:13,022 At least you don't have to be terrified all the time. 683 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:15,482 What are you so scared of? 684 00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:21,238 The future... 685 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:23,824 when all this is gone. 686 00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:27,286 Look. You have nothing to be scared of. 687 00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:29,997 You're a very pretty girl, Quinn. 688 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,167 Prettiest girl I've ever met, but... 689 00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,003 you're a lot more than that. 690 00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:39,173 Here. 691 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,135 Can I help? 692 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:47,222 They must have sensed that I was a lesbian. They must have. 693 00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:48,682 Do I smell like a golf course? 694 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,643 They don't know what you're hiding. They just- 695 00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:52,478 They know that you're not being yourself. 696 00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:55,439 If you were to embrace all the awesomeness that you are, 697 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,816 you would have won. 698 00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:01,528 How do you know? Because I voted for you. 699 00:38:04,658 --> 00:38:07,576 And because I believe in you, Santana. 700 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,916 This prom sucks. 701 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,045 Now what am I supposed to do? 702 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,297 Go back out there and be there for Kurt. 703 00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:22,883 This is gonna be a lot harder for him than it is for you. 704 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,559 Are you ready for this? 705 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:38,315 Well, stumbles, it's 10:00 p.m. You've officially missed your prom. 706 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,193 I'm not gonna rat somebody out for doing something that I did. 707 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,905 I was upset and I wanted to impress a girl. 708 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,824 But I wasn't down on getting everybody wasted, 709 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:49,702 so I poured a flask of lemonade into the punch. 710 00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:53,580 Wait. You didn't spike the punch? Yes, I did. 711 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,332 With alcohol? 712 00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,543 Oh. Yeah, then no, I didn't. 713 00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:59,128 Why didn't you tell me that before? 714 00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:02,214 I was just about to pull out a couple of your molars. 715 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:05,467 So can I go? 716 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,761 You should really be ashamed of yourself. 717 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,597 You are seriously no fun to interrogate or almost torture. 718 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,037 Oh, my God. I feel so bad for him. 719 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,913 Ladies and gentlemen, 720 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:39,376 your 2011 prom queen... Kurt Hummel. 721 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,609 Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton. 722 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:30,135 And now, behold the tradition of our 2011 prom king and queen... 723 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,221 sharing their first dance. 724 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,852 Now's your moment. 725 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:42,272 What? 726 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,983 Come out. Make a difference. 727 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:50,030 - - 728 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:55,160 I can't. 729 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,669 Excuse me. 730 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:06,213 - Oh, yeah - May I have this dance? 731 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,465 You can dance 732 00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:11,343 - You can jive - Yes. 733 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:14,054 - Having the time of your life - Yes, you may. 734 00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:18,016 Ooh, ooh, ooh See that girl 735 00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:23,021 Watch that scene Diggin' the dancing queen 736 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:29,653 Friday night and the lights are low 737 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:33,740 Looking out for a place to go 738 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:37,035 Oh, where they play the right music 739 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:42,124 Getting in the swing You come to look for a king 740 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:47,588 And when you get the chance 741 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:51,175 You are the dancing queen 742 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:52,801 Young and sweet 743 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:58,348 Only seventeen 744 00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:00,559 Dancing queen 745 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:04,897 Feel the beat from the tambourine 746 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:07,441 Oh, yeah 747 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:12,237 You can dance you can jive 748 00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:15,949 Having the time of your life 749 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,453 Ooh, ooh, ooh See that girl 750 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:24,833 Watch that scene Diggin' the dancing queen 751 00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:31,131 Dancing, dancing queen 752 00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:38,513 - Diggin' the dancing queen 753 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:18,845 English - US - PSDH